Non-Jews Who Should be Eligible for Aliyah

Assyrians:
Fellow Semites who already use the Hebrew alphabet.

Black Hebrew Israelites:
In honour of the Queen of Sheba.

Dönmeh:
Messianic Jews (Sabbatai Zevi, not Yeshua) of Anatolia.

Messianic Jews:
Jews who worship a Jew are still Jews.

Palestinians:
Just kidding.

Syrian Malabar Nasrani:
O.G. Hebrew Christians of India.

Roma:
Fellow recipients of Aryan hospitality.

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